Welcome To My Candystore

adarkling:

• the character i least understand
  
• interactions i enjoyed the most
• the character who scares me the most
• the character who is mostly like me
• hottest looks character
• one thing i dislike about my fave character
• one thing i like about my hated character
• a quote or scene that haunts me
• a death that left me indifferent
• a character i wish died but didn’t
• my ship that never sailed

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foundingfuckboys:

I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.

(via veronicamarsedits)

• brian: we have new musical
• darren: DID SOMEONE SAY DARREN CRISS IM FINALLY FREE FROM GLEE AND NOW I CAN DO ALL THIS COOL SHIT WITH MY FRENS CAUSE MY FRENS ARE WHAT MATTERS MOST TO ME AND I LOVE MY FRENS
• lauren: im so smol and pigfarts is everything
• joey: *dies from a red vine overdose*
• joe w: *in in a love triangle with everyone*
• meredith: brian holden is love brian holden is life

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

oh my god thomas ><

(via thatsthat24)

rachelgller:

I say more dumb things before 9.a.m. than most people say all day.

(via ticket-out-of-loserville)

favourosie:

anghraine:

linguistisch:

itsjaneshepard:

tedywestside:

useless-italyfacts:

There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante” (spicy salami).

Then how do i order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza next time I’m in Italy?

@tedywestside your pepperoni pizza is “pizza con salame piccante” and pinapple pizza is “ho bisogno di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza”

where is the lie?

@terrasigillata

(via randomfandomteacher)

• Thomas Jefferson: I'm like an elephant, okay? I walk into a room and it's like, okay, he's in there.

nikegf:

Bye

(via phantom-thief-sakamoto)

wakaflackalypse:

classicalmonoblogue:

bogleech:

just-shower-thoughts:

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

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